Yo Mama Jokes, etc.
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Here is one culled from the yo mama jokes chest! Then you'll find a couple of family related jokes.
Yo MAMA's So Old...
Yo mama's so old, when she was in school there was no history class.
New Baby Brother Came From Heaven
Little Johnny's new baby brother was screaming up a storm. He asked his mom, “Where'd we get him?”
His mother replied, “He came from heaven, Johnny.”
Johnny says, “WOW! I can see why they threw him out!”
40th Wedding Anniversary Couple Gets A Wish Each
A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary.
On their special day a good fairy came to them and said that
because they had been such a devoted couple she would grant
each of them a very special wish.
The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband.
Whoosh!
Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands.
The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger...
Whoosh...immediately he turned ninety!!!
