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"Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise."
- Ted Turner

"Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime."
- Bible

"As a man thinketh in his heart so is he."
- Prov 23:7, Bible

"Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life."
- Confucius

"Diligence is the mother of good luck."
- Ben Franklin


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