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Here are some sayings for your wall. Quotes like these could actually be placed anywhere!

"The harder you fall, the higher you bounce."
- Unknown

"In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins - not through strength, but through persistence."
- Buddha

"You see things and ask, 'Why?', but I dream things and say, 'Why not?'"
- George Bernard Shaw

"There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your own way."
- Christopher Morley

"Success is going from failure to failure without losing your enthusiasm."
- Winston Churchill

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