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When his printing ink began to grow faint, a man called a local repair shop.
When his printing ink began to grow faint, a man called a local repair shop.

The friendly salesperson who answered the phone said the printer would probably only need to be cleaned. Because the store charged fifty dollars for the cleaning, he advised the caller that he might be better off reading the printer's manual and trying to clean the machine himself.

Pleasantly surprised by his candor, the caller said, "I don't think your boss would like that you're discouraging business, would he?"

"It's actually my boss's idea," the employee admitted. "He says we usually make more money on repairs if we let people try to fix their equipment first."




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