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Obituary Cost
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituary for her recently deceased husband is published.

The obit editor informs her that there is a charge of 50 cents per word.

She pauses, relects, and then says, "Well, then, let it read: 'Fred Brown died.'"

The editor tells her that there is a seven word minimum.

She thinks it over and in a few seconds says, "In that case, let it read, 'Fred Brown died. Golf clubs for sale.'"




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