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The Fix It Prisoner
Jake, the prisoner, got along well with the guards and all his fellow inmates. As a reward, the warden made arrangements for the inmate to learn a trade while doing his time.

Some three years later, Jake was recognized as one of the best carpenters in the local area. Often he would be given a weekend pass to do odd jobs for the citizens of the community. He always reported back to prison on time.

One day, the warden considered remodeling his kitchen. But, he lacked the skills to build a counter top. So, he asked Jake to do the job.

To the warden's surprise, Jake said no.

"But, you're an expert. Jake, I really need your help," said the warden.

"Gosh, warden, I'd really like to help but counter fitting is what got me into prison in the first place!"

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