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Doctor's Orders
A 90 year old man went to the doctor to get a physical.

A few days later, the doctor saw the man walking down the street with a gorgeous young lady on his arm.

At his follow-up visit, the doctor talked to the man and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you?"

The man replied, "Just doing what you said, doctor: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.'"

The doctor said, "I didn't say that. I said you have a heart murmur. Be careful."




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