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A rich man is away on business and phones home.
A rich man is away on business and phones home. The maid answers and he asks if he can speak to his wife. "She's upstairs shagging her lover," the undiplomatic home-help replies.

"Right," the man says. "Take out my shotgun and shoot them
both".

The maid leaves, the mean hears two loud shots and she returns. "What shall I do with the bodies?" she asks.

The man replies, "Take them out the back and dump them in the swimming pool".

"What swimming pool?" asks the maid.




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