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Two guys were in the forest when they suddenly came across a huge grizzly bear.
Two guys were in the forest when they suddenly came across a huge grizzly bear. One guy takes off hiking boots and puts on his running shoes. His friend said to him, "You're crazy! Don't you know how fast grizzlies are? You can't outrun it!"

"Outrun it?" said the friend. "I don't have to outrun it, I only have to outrun YOU!"




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