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Court: Was He Dead?
*** Actually Said In Court - True ***


QUESTION: Doctor, before you signed the death certificate, did you check for a pulse?

ANSWER: No.

QUESTION: Did you check for blood pressure?

ANSWER: No.

QUESTION: Did you check for breathing?

ANSWER: No.

QUESTION: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you signed the certificate?

ANSWER: No.

QUESTION: How can you be so sure, Doctor?

ANSWER: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. But now that you mention it, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.




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