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One blonde joke too far
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to entertain at a bar in a small town.

He's going through his usual run of stupid blonde jokes, when a big blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and says: "I've heard just about enough of your denigrating blonde jokes, jerk! What makes you think you can stereotype women that way?

"What does a person's physical attributes have to do with intelligence? So, I'm blonde. Why does that imply I'm dumb! I'm so sick of the dumb blonde jokes! Enough is enough!"

Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to apologize, when the blonde pipes up, "You stay out of this. Mister, I'm talking to that little jerk on your knee!"




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