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Will It Be Long?
Ian arrived at a very popular restaurant and he was dismayed to find it very crowded. Approaching the hostess Ian asked, "Will it be long?"

The hostess, seemingly ignoring Ian continued writing in her reservations book.

Thinking she had possibly not heard him the first time, Ian decided to ask again. 'How much time is the wait for a table?'

Looking up from her book, the hostess smiled and said, "Oh, only about ten minutes. We will inform you when your table is ready."

A short time later, Ian heard an announcement over the intercom system, "Willette B. Long......... Willette B. Long, your table is ready."




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