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Two lawyers, Jon and Nathan, head out for their usual nine holes of golf.
Two lawyers, Jon and Nathan, head out for their usual nine holes of golf. Jon offers Nathan a $50 bet. Nathan agrees and they're off. They play a great game. After the eighth hole, Nathan is ahead by one stroke, but cuts his ball into the rough on the ninth.

"Help me find my ball. Look over there," he says to Jon. After a few minutes, neither have any luck.

Since a lost ball carries a four-point penalty, Nathan secretly pulls a ball from his pocket and tosses it to the ground. "I've found my ball!" he announces.

"After all of these years we've been partners and playing together," Jon says, "you'd cheat me out of a lousy 50 bucks?"

"What do you mean, cheat? I found my ball sitting right there!"

"You're a liar!" Jon says. "I'll have you know I've been standing on your ball for the last 5 minutes!"



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