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Kyle and Becky's young daughter had adopted a stray cat. To Becky's distress, he began to use the back of the new sofa as a scratching post. "Don't worry," Kyle reassured her. "I'll have him trained in no time."

She watched for several days as Kyle patiently "trained" their new pet. Whenever the cat scratched, he deposited him outdoors to teach him a lesson.

The cat learned quickly, alright. For the next 16 years, whenever he wanted to go outside, he scratched the back of the sofa!




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