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- Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crip, which no human would eat?

- Why is there a light in the fridge but not in the freezer?

- If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares ("Jimmy crack corn and I don't care"), why is there a song about him?

- Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

- If the professor on "Gilligan's Island" can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

- Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

- Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?

- Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

- Did you ever notice that when you blow on a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

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