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A couple from Minneapolis decided to go to Florida for a long weekend...
A couple from Minneapolis decided to go to Florida for a long weekend to
thaw out during one particularly icy cold winter. They both had jobs, and
had difficulty coordinating their travel schedules.

It was decided the husband would fly to Florida on a Thursday, and his wife would follow him
the next day. Upon arriving as planned, the husband checked into the hotel.
There he decided to open his laptop and send his wife an e-mail back in
Minneapolis. However, he accidentally left off one letter in her address and
sent the e-mail without noticing his error.

Back in Houston, a widow had just returned from her husband's funeral. He was a
minister of many years who had been "called home to glory" following a heart
attack (died and gone to report in heaven). The widow checked her e-mail,
expecting messages from family and friends. Upon reading the first message,
she fainted and fell to the floor. The widow's son rushed into the room, found
his mother on the floor and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My loving Wife
From: Your Departed Husband
Subject: I've arrived!

I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has
been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you
then. Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

P.S. Sure is hot down here.

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