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Two lawyers walking through the woods spot a vicious-looking bear.
Two lawyers walking through the woods spot a vicious-looking bear. The first lawyer immediately opens his briefcase, and pulls out a pair of sneakers and starts putting them on. The second lawyer looked at him and said, "You're crazy! You'll never be able to outrun that bear!"

"I don't have to," the first lawyer replied. "I only have to outrun YOU!"




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