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Not Speaking To Each Other
A man and his wife had an argument and weren't speaking to each other.

The man had a business flight in the morning so before going to bed he wrote the following note:

"Please wake me up at 5:00 a.m."

He left it on her pillow.

The next morning he arose and discovered it was 7:00 a.m. and he had missed his flight.

About to confront his wife he noted a paper next to his pillow which read:

"It's 5 a.m., wake up!"

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