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Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching the telly when he hears a knock at the door.
Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching the telly when he hears a knock at the door. When he opens it, he is confronted by a little Japanese man, clutching a clipboard and yelling,
"You sign, you sign!"

Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts.

Nelson is standing there in complete amazement when the Japanese man starts to yell louder.

"You sign! You sign!"

Nelson says to him, "Look mate, you've obviously got the wrong bloke. Get lost!"
and shuts the door in the Japanese man's face.

The next day he hears a knock at the door again. When he opens it, the little
Japanese man is back, with a huge truck full of brake pads. He thrusts his
clipboard under Nelson's nose, yelling, "You sign! You sign!"

Mr Mandela is getting a bit ticked off by now, so he shoves the little Japanese
man back, shouting:

"Look, get lost!! You've got the wrong bloke! I don't want them!" then slams the
door in the Japanese man's face again.

The following day Nelson is resting, and late in the afternoon, hears a knock on
the door again. Upon opening the door, the little Japanese man thrusts the same
clipboard under his nose, shouting,

"You sign! You sign!"

Behind him are TWO large trucks full of wing mirrors.

Nelson loses his temper completely, picks the little man up by his shirtfront and yells at him, "Look, I don't want these! Do you understand? You must have the wrong man! Who do you want to give these to?"

The little Japanese man looks at him a bit puzzled, consults his clipboard, And
says:

"You not Nissan Main dealer?"




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