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Two vampire bats, Boris and Fred
Two vampire bats, Boris and Fred, wake after a days sleep, really hungry. They
both fly off into the night to search for food.

Fred searches everywhere for food and cannot find a thing, not even a
mouse.....after a couple of hours he is really, really hungry.

He bumps into Boris whose mouth is dripping with blood. "It is so unfair", said
Fred "I want to know how to do that!!!"....

So Boris says, "come on the I will show

They both fly off over a graveyard, then a field and then they were soon flying
over a forest.

Boris says " see that huge tree down there in the middle of the forest?"

"Yes" says Fred...

"Well I didn't!!!!!!!" says Boris...

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