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Tracy hadn't talked to her grandparents for a while and decided she should call and update them.

"I had a terrible time!" she told them. "First off I got tonsillities, followed by appendicitis and pneumonia. After that, I got rheumatism, and to top it off they gave me hypodermics and inoculations. I thought I would never get through that spelling bee!"




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