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Burt had a problem with oversleeping.
Burt had a problem with oversleeping and was always late for work. His boss threatened to fire him if he didn't do something about it. So Burt went to his doctor, who gave him a pill and told him to take it before he went to bed.

Burt slept increadilby well; in fact, he woke up before the alam went off. He had a leisurely breakfast and a pleasant ride to work.

"Boss," he said, "that pill my doctor prescribed actually worked!"

"That's great," said the boss, "but where were you yesterday?"




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