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=================================== MOTIVATIONAL QUOTE OF THE DAY =================================== "With everything that has happened to you, you can either feel sorry for yourself or treat what has happened as a gift. Everything is either an opportunity to grow or an obstacle to keep you from growing. You get to choose." ~ Author Unknown Question...
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=================================== MOTIVATIONAL QUOTE OF THE DAY =================================== "God has given us a world that nothing but our own folly keeps from being a paradise." ~ George Bernard Shaw Question Of The Week: "Think like a minimalist: What "essentials" would you pack for a week-long vacation?" Read it at: http://www.arinanikitina.com/what-"essentials"-would-you-pack-for-a-week-long-vacation.html Don't...
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=================================== MOTIVATIONAL QUOTE OF THE DAY =================================== "Gratitude is absolutely the way to bring more into your life." ~ Marci Shimoff Question Of The Week: "What Do You Value Most In Other People?" Read it at: http://www.arinanikitina.com/what-do-you-value-most-in-other-people.html Don't forget to...
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=================================== MOTIVATIONAL QUOTE OF THE DAY =================================== "Create a definite plan for carrying out your desire and begin at once, whether you ready or not, to put this plan into action." ~ Napolean Hill Question Of The Week: "What Do You Value Most In Other People?" Read it at: http://www.arinanikitina.com/what-do-you-value-most-in-other-people.html Don't...
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=================================== MOTIVATIONAL QUOTE OF THE DAY =================================== "A successful life is one that is lived through understanding and pursuing one's own path, not chasing after the dreams of others." ~ Chin-Ning Chu Question Of The Week: "What Do You Value Most In Other People?" Read it at: http://www.arinanikitina.com/what-do-you-value-most-in-other-people.html Don't...
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=================================== MOTIVATIONAL QUOTE OF THE DAY =================================== "Gratitude is when memory is stored in the heart and not in the mind." ~ Lionel Hampton Question Of The Week: "What Do You Value Most In Other People?" Read it at: http://www.arinanikitina.com/what-do-you-value-most-in-other-people.html Don't forget...
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=================================== MOTIVATIONAL QUOTE OF THE DAY =================================== "Just as millions of snowflakes pile up to create a blanket of snow, the 'thank you's' we say pile up and fall gently upon one another until, in our hearts and minds, we are adrift in gratitude." ~ Daphne Rose Kingman Question Of The Week: "What...
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