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"You are your choices." Seneca Share This Quote: Facebook Twitter Google+ Pinterest I've read somewhere that the average adult in the USA makes about 35,000 choices each day, both voluntary and involuntary. Most of these choices are rather simple - what lane to drive in, what to eat for lunch, whether to inform someone that we are running late, etc... But absolutely all decisions that you make have the power to shape our views, shape our body, shape our experiences and ultimately shape our life. Therefore, if you are not happy about a particular area of your life, think what you can do differently to improve it. Because if you keep making the same choices, you'll keep getting the same results. Arina P.S. Choose to Believe ebook is the most complete step-by-step guide that is guaranteed to make you more positive and improve your relationships if you CHOOSE TO READ IT TODAY: http://arinanikitina.com/insiders/go/choosetobelieve/ Connect with Arina: Facebook Twitter Google+ Pinterest Instagram Email Privacy Policy
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"We are not human beings on a spiritual journey. We are spiritual beings on a human journey." Dr. Stephen Covey Share This Quote: Facebook Twitter Google+ Pinterest There are thousands of physical activities that fill up our days. We sleep, drive to work, pay our bills, mow our lawns, invite friends for dinner, shop, earn degrees, take kids to soccer practice, and maybe, if we have some free time, we read a few pages from a book before falling asleep. It's hard to believe that in the midst of all the physical events our spirits are growing. Our spirits are being shaped. We learn and explore, we open up, we shut down, we experience grief, we experience healing, and hopefully through the many ups and downs of our internal experience we learn to love. And we come to realize that this entire chase after money, status, and the newest gadgets does not satisfy our search for spiritual growth. That there is more to life than just driving a new Lexus or going on vacation to Maldives. Deep down we feel, what we've always known, and what Stephen Covey brilliantly summed up in just two short sentences. Arina P.S. By the way, have you read Dr. Stephen Covey's groundbreaking book? No?! Then get it right NOW: http://www.arinanikitina.com/28-best-self-help-books-of-all-times.htmlThere is a reason it has been named the" #1 Most Influential Business Book of the Twentieth Century". Connect with Arina: Facebook Twitter Google+ Pinterest Instagram Email Privacy Policy
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"If my life is going to mean anything, I have to live it myself." Rick Riordan Share This Quote: Facebook Twitter Google+ Pinterest We could stay small, we could play it safe. But thats not a life any of us wants. Thats existing. If you want to live on your terms, you have to stop seeking permission and letting your actions to be dictated by fear of failure, uncertainty, criticism, or other peoples' ideas. It's a wonderful and very liberating feeling to wake up excited and go to bed knowing that youve accomplished something meaningful! And the best part is - you dont have to do something out of the ordinary to become an inspiration to other people. All it takes is quietly following your own dreams, little by little, day in and day out. Arina P.S. Real Success training could be you key to figuring out what you want your life to be like and how you can completely transform it in just one hour a day: http://www.arinanikitina.com/realsuccess.php Connect with Arina: Facebook Twitter Google+ Pinterest Instagram Email Privacy Policy
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"Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated." Confucius Share This Quote: Facebook Twitter Google+ Pinterest Have you ever seen a bird that would ever struggle with a question when is the most opportune moment to build a nest or which 'area' of a park is the most prestigious to live in? Have you ever seen a flower that would stop blooming because it is worried that the weather conditions might change soon? Or animals fighting with each other because one of them feels that it hasn't been thanked enough for its efforts? Everything in nature follows a simple order of life. Because LIFE IS SIMPLE. We are the only ones who insist on making it complicated. Here are just a few infallible Rules that will make you life simpler, happier and more decisive: 1. If you do not go after what you want, you will never have it. 2. If you don't ask, the answer will always be no. 3. If you do not take the first step, you'll always be stuck in the same place.Think about it! Arina P.S. Keep in mind, life?s biggest happiness lies in small and simple things! Discover the Real Happiness and stop confusing yourself about why you can?t be happy NOW: http://arinanikitina.com/realhappiness/ Connect with Arina: Facebook Twitter Google+ Pinterest Instagram Email Privacy Policy
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"The only people with whom you should try to get even are those who have helped you." John E. Southard Share This Quote: Facebook Twitter Google+ Pinterest Are you the type of person who forgives and forgets or are you Forgive but NOT Forget type? Great news is that it doesnt matter. While forgiving and forgetting seem to go together, the truth is that forgiveness is not about remembering or forgetting. In its essence forgiveness is a shift in thinking. Its a choice to let go of the desire to get even. Youve truly forgiven someone when you can remember the wrong that was done without feeling resentment, anger, desire to pursue revenge or any other negative emotion that will hurt You in the first place. If you can wish the person who wronged you well, then I admire you for your strength and compassion. Because forgiving is not a sign of weakness. Its the attribute of the strong that comes from realization that everyone can and will make mistakes. Do you find is easy to forgive people? If not maybe you can start by changing your perspective: http://arinanikitina.com/insiders/go/choosetobelieve/ Love, Arina Connect with Arina: Facebook Twitter Google+ Pinterest Instagram Email Privacy Policy
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"Worries end where faith begins." Author Unknown Share This Quote: Facebook Twitter Google+ Pinterest Most of us want to trust the universe. And most of us do... until the universe delivers us something we didnt ask for. Like getting back to our car on the parking lot and noticing an ugly dent on the front door. Or finding the perfect new home only to discover that someone else has already put deposit on it. Or catching a cold on vacation and spending the most of our time in a hotel room. What should you do then? Should you nag and complain? Or should you believe that things will still work out in the end. The choice is YOURS. You can decide that it's beyond your perception to see all the options and understand the syncronicity behind certain seemingly-unrelated events. Or you can choose to sit around and worry yourself sick over things that 1) will probably never happen, 2) are beyond your control anyway. So the real question is - why worry when you can have a little faith? Arina P.S. Get Choose to Believe ebook and change your biggest success-sabotaging beliefs that trigger that gut-wrecking feeling or uneasiness and worry about the future: http://arinanikitina.com/insiders/go/choosetobelieve/ Connect with Arina: Facebook Twitter Google+ Pinterest Instagram Email Privacy Policy
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"Sharing makes you bigger than you are. The more you pour out, the more life will be able to pour in." Jim Rohn Share This Quote: Facebook Twitter Google+ Pinterest You cant fill a glass thats already full. Similar, you cant activate the flow of abundance if you are not willing to make space for it in your life. How do you make the space for it? You start sharing! And its not just about sharing the wealth. There are many ways you can share that do not require handing out checks and dollar bills. You can share anything from a sandwich to a hug, from your favorite book to your knowledge. The scarcity mentality doesnt stand a chance when you start giving and sharing what you want to see more of in your own life. You can get to the bottom of this mind-abundance connection here: http://arinanikitina.com/insiders/go/choosetobelieve/ Arina Connect with Arina: Facebook Twitter Google+ Pinterest Instagram Email Privacy Policy
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