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=================================== MOTIVATIONAL QUOTE OF THE DAY =================================== "It takes as much energy to wish as it does to plan." ~ Eleanor Roosevelt Support Quote of the Day by visiting our sponsor: Power Social Skills: If you've ever wanted to transform yourself from shy and socially awkward into an amazing social...
press a magic button of motivation!
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=================================== MOTIVATIONAL QUOTE OF THE DAY =================================== "If you don't design your own life plan, chances are you'll fall into someone else's plan. And guess what they might have planned for you? Not much." ~ Jim Rohn Support Quote of the Day by visiting our sponsor: Power Social Skills: If you've...
How a failure became very successful - a story
Hi Let me tell you a story. There once was a man who was a failure in everything he did. He managed to get a decent job though, but his co-workers continued to belittle and mock him because he can't seem to get anything right. On the contrary, his boss was a persuasion expert. Instead of scolding the man, his boss motivated him and made him a...
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=================================== MOTIVATIONAL QUOTE OF THE DAY =================================== "Once you surrender to your vision, success begins to chase you." ~ The Monk Who Sold His Ferrari ( http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0062515675?ie=UTF8&tag=goalsettinggu-20&linkCode=as2&camp=1789&creative=9325&creativeASIN=0062515675 ) Support...
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=================================== MOTIVATIONAL QUOTE OF THE DAY =================================== "Only by seeking challenges can we hope to find the best in ourselves." ~ Robert Rodriguez Support Quote of the Day by visiting our sponsor: Money Beyond Belief: If you want to create money beyond belief the spiritual way even if nothing's worked...
how to say 'no' and still be liked?
Hi We've all been in this situation. Somebody asks us to do him or her a favor and, though there are a gazillion other things we should do first, we find it difficult to turn the other person down because he or she has done us a favor in the past, or is a close friend or a family member. The concept of gratitude prevails and we find ourselves trapped...
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=================================== MOTIVATIONAL QUOTE OF THE DAY =================================== "If we are ever to enjoy life, now is the time - not tomorrow, nor next year, nor in some future life after we have died. The best preparation for a better life next year is a full, complete, harmonious, joyous life this year. Our beliefs in a...
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