The Joke
A Shot In The Woods
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses.
He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency
services. He gasps: "I think my friend is dead! What can I do?"
The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"
Actually Asked In Court
QUESTION: She had three children, right?
ANSWER: Yes.
QUESTION: How many were boys?
ANSWER: None.
QUESTION: Were there any girls?
