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"One hundred percent of the shots you don't take don't go in."
- Wayne Gretzky (hockey great)

"Real difficulties can be overcome; it is only the imaginary ones that are unconquerable."
- Theodore N. Vail

"Do not look where you fell, but where you slipped."
- African Proverb

"Who has never tasted what is bitter does not know what is sweet."
- German Proverb

"Ask yourself this question: 'Will this matter a year from now?'"
- Richard Carlson Ph.D.

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