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"Bravery is the capacity to perform properly even when scared half to death."
- Omar N. Bradley, 1893-1981, American Army Field Commander during World War II

"Success is not forever and failure isn't fatal."
- Don Shula, American Football Coach

"An inventor fails 999 times, and if he succeeds once, he's in. He treats his failures simply as practice shots."
- Charles F. Kettering, 1876-1958, American Inventor and Engineer

"Nothing in life is certain except death and taxes."
- Benjamin Franklin

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- Benjamin Franklin

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