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Lincoln and Einstein are among the most famous individuals and each had a saying or two! Here are a few.

"Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation, conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal."
- Abraham Lincoln

"The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources."
- Albert Einstein

"I think and think for months and years, ninety-nine times, the conclusion is false. The hundredth time I am right."
- Albert Einstein

"The world is a dangerous place, not because of those who do evil, but because of those who look on and do nothing."
- Albert Einstein

"I have no special talents. I am only passionately curious."
- Albert Einstein

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