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Daily Quotes To Live By

Here are some daily short quotes for your day.

"All the beautiful sentiments in the world weigh less than a single lovely action."
- James Russell Lowell

"I cannot give you a formula for success, but I can give you the formula for failure - which is: try to please everybody."
- Mr. Herbert Bayard Swope

"Sometimes our best is simply not enough... We have to do what is required."
- Sir Winston Churchill

"Any fool can criticise, condemn and complain, and most fools do!"
- Unknown

"You don't have to be great to get started, but you have to get started to be great."
- Les Brown

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