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"Talk does not cook rice."
- Chinese Proverb

"Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up."
- Thomas Edison

"The mind is like a parachute - it works only when it is open."
- Unknown

"There are three ways to get something done: Do it yourself, employ someone or forbid your children to do it."
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"Why not go out on a limb? Isn't that where the fruit is?"
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