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"You've achieved success in your field when you don't know whether what you're doing is work or play."
- Warren Beatty

"Wise Man: One who sees the storm coming before the clouds appear."
- Elbert Hubbard

"When I look back on all these worries, I remember the story of the old man who said on his deathbed that he had had a lot of trouble in his life, most of which had never happened."
- Sir Winston Churchill

"Do you have relatives that do nothing but complain and criticize? Don't let them get to you. God gave you two ears so things could go in one ear and out the other. Use them."
- Kathy Laurenhue

"A single conversation across the table with a wise man is worth a month's study of books."
- Chinese Proverb

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