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Anthony Burgess

"Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone."


Fran Lebowitz

"In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra."


Lord Acton

"The danger is not that a particular class is unfit to govern. Every class is unfit to govern."


Garrison Keillor

"I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it."


Terry Pratchett

"A marriage is always made up of two people who are prepared to swear that only the other one snores."


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