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Samuel Goldwyn

"I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth even if it costs them their jobs."


Eric Hoffer

"Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength."


Evan Esar

"Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits that under analysis some of them won't stand up either."


Soren Kierkegaard

"People demand freedom of speech as a compensation for the freedom of thought which they seldom use."


Robertson Davies

"To be a book-collector is to combine the worst characteristics of a dope fiend with those of a miser."


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