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"Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail."
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

"Surround yourself with only people who are going to lift you higher."
- Oprah Winfrey

"Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great."
- Mark Twain

"May you live all the days of your life."
- Jonathan Swift

"Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars."
- Les Brown

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