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"That some achieve great success is proof to all that others can achieve it as well."
- Abraham Lincoln

"Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds."
- Albert Einstein

"Pay no attention to what the critics say; no statue has ever been erected to a critic."
- Jean Sibelius

"A lean purse is easier to cure than to endure."
- Clason (From the book "The Richest Man In Babylon")

"Buy low, sell high, collect early, and pay late (er... so long as you don't incur a finance charge!)."
- Dick Levin

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