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"Study what some other successful person is doing and do the same."
- John D. Rockefeller

"Success is the result of good judgment. Good judgment is the result of experience. And experience is often the result of bad judgment."


"The intelligent know everything. The rich know the right people."

-Unknown, but possibly rich.

"There is no likelihood man can ever tap the power of the atom."

- Robert Milliken, Nobel Prize in physics, 1920.

"We are more than half of what we are by imitation. The great point is to choose good models and to study them with care."

- Lord Chesterfield

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