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"Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work."
- Thomas A. Edison

"People become really quite remarkable when they start thinking that they can do things. When they believe in themselves they have the first secret of success."
- Norman Vincent Peale (a man who had tons of short quotes!)

"A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty."
- Sir Winston Churchill

"Read something positive every night and listen to something helpful every morning."
- Tom Hopkins

"Things may come to those who wait. But only the things left by those who hustle."
- Abraham Lincoln (1809-1865)

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