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Shrinking Man Goes To The Doctor.


A man walks into a doctor's office.

"Doctor", he cries, "I'm shrinking!"

"I’m sorry, sir, there are no appointments at the moment", says the physician, "you will just have to be a LITTLE patient!"

Thieves Take Their Toilet.

Thieves made off with the toilet from the police station.

Police say they have nothing to go on.

Country Song Backwards.

What do you get when you sing a country and western song backwards?

Your wife back, your house back and your dog back.

The Worst Singing Country.

Which country is the worst at Karaoke?

Singapore

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