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Redneck Elevator.
A hillbilly family took a vacation to New York City. One
day, the father took his son into a large building. They
were amazed by everything they saw, especially the elevator
at one end of the lobby.
About the elevator the boy asks, "What's this, Paw?"
The father responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like
this in my life. I don't know what it is!"
While the boy and his father were watching in wide-eyed
astonishment, an old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the
moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the
lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed
and the boy and his father watched small circles of lights
above the walls light up. They continued to watch the
circles light up in the reverse direction.
Then the walls opened again, and a voluptuous twenty-four-year old woman stepped
out.
The father turned to his son and said, "Go get your maw!"
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