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1) That's not right ................................... Sum Ting Wong


2) Are you harboring a fugitive?................. Hu Yu Hai Ding
 

3) See me ASAP....................................... Kum Hia Nao
 

4) Small Horse ........................................ Tai Ni Po Ni
 

5) Did you go to the beach? ...................... Wai Yu So Tan
 

6) I think you need a face lift .................... Chin Tu Fat
 

7) It's very dark in here ............................Wai So Dim
 

8) I thought you were on a diet ..................Wai Yu Mun Ching?
 

9) This is a tow away zone .........................No Pah King
 

10) Our meeting is scheduled for next week ..Wai Yu Kum Nao?
 

11) Staying out of sight ..............................Lei Ying Lo
 

12) He's cleaning his automobile ..................Wa Shing Ka
 

13) Your body odor is offensive ....................Yu Stin Ki Pu


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QUESTION: Can you describe the individual?

ANSWER: He was about medium height and had a beard.

QUESTION: Was this a male, or a female?

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