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Note: You MUST read them out loud.
1) That's not right ...................................
Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive?................. Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP.......................................
Kum Hia Nao
4) Small Horse ........................................
Tai Ni Po Ni
5) Did you go to the beach? ...................... Wai
Yu So Tan
6) I think you need a face lift ....................
Chin Tu Fat
7) It's very dark in here
............................Wai So Dim
8) I thought you were on a diet ..................Wai Yu
Mun Ching?
9) This is a tow away zone .........................No
Pah King
10) Our meeting is scheduled for next week ..Wai Yu Kum
Nao?
11) Staying out of sight
..............................Lei Ying Lo
12) He's cleaning his automobile ..................Wa
Shing Ka
13) Your body odor is offensive ....................Yu
Stin Ki Pu
Actually Said In Court
No joke, this is an actual transcript of a court session.
QUESTION: Can you describe the individual?
ANSWER: He was about medium height and had a beard.
QUESTION: Was this a male, or a female?
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