Joke Day
It's a good day for a joke, wouldn't you say?
Bumper Stickers
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!
Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all it's students!
Pride is what we have. Vanity is what others have.
Seen on a woman's car: "Men call us birds: We pick up worms".
Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?
Lord help me to be the person my dog thinks I am.
If God didn't want us to eat animals why did he make them out of meat?
If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.
Actually Asked In Court
QUESTION: You were there until the time you left, is that true?
Actually Asked In Court
QUESTION: How many times have you committed suicide?
