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Famous Quotes and Sayings
"Bravery is the capacity to perform properly even when scared half to
death."
- Omar N. Bradley, 1893-1981, American Army Field Commander
during World War II
"Success is not forever and failure isn't fatal."
- Don Shula, American Football Coach
"An inventor fails 999 times, and if he succeeds once, he's in. He
treats his failures simply as practice shots."
- Charles F. Kettering, 1876-1958, American Inventor and Engineer
"Nothing in life is certain except death and taxes."
- Benjamin Franklin
"I will speak ill of no man, and speak all the good I know of everybody."
- Benjamin Franklin
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