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Amazing Quotes

Here are some amazing quotes I have heard of late.

"We can transform our minds into idea-generating powerhouses if we learn to operate them at peak efficiency."
- Chic Thompson, What A Great Idea

"We generate fears while we sit; we overcome them by action."
- Dr. Henry Link

"We will either find a way, or make one."
- Hannibal (upon crossing the alps.)

"When you hear about a good thing don't delay. Get in while you can."
- John D. Rockefeller

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