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Here are some awesome quotes to help you put daily nuisances into perspective.

"Worry is like a rocking chair, it will give you something to do, but it won't get you anywhere."
- Unknown

"Never worry about numbers. Help one person at a time, and always start with the person nearest you."
- Mother Teresa

"Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them down people's throats."
- Howard Aiken

"Worry gives a small thing a big shadow."
- Swedish Proverb

"Blessed is the person who is too busy to worry in the daytime, and too sleepy to worry at night."
- Unknown

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