Funny Jokes
Blonde Joke - The Blonde and The Mirror
There is legend that goes like this: In a bar in New York there is a magical mirror. If you go up to it and tell it the truth it will grant you a wish. If you lie - poof it swallows you up.
A brunette, a blonde and a redhead walk into this bar. They head straight for the mirror. The redhead goes first and says, "I think I'm the most beautiful woman on Earth". Poof- the mirror swallows her up.
The brunette goes up to the mirror and says, "I think I'm the sexiest woman on Earth". Poof - the mirror swallows her up.
Lastly, the blonde goes up to the mirror says, "I think........" Poof!!
Actually Said In Court
QUESTION: You say the stairs went down to the basement?
ANSWER: Yes.
QUESTION: And these stairs, did they go up also?
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