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"Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're going to get."
- Forrest Gump (Tom Hanks)

"Friendship makes the down moments in life more up."

"You can make more friends in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get other people interested in you."
- Dale Carnegie

"I get by with a little help from my friends."
- John Lennon

"True friendship comes when silence between two people is comfortable."
- Dave Tyson Gentry

"A good education is not so much one which prepares a man to succeed in the world, as one which enables him to sustain a failure."
- Bernard Iddings Bell Chaplain, University of Chicago

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