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Here are a few Friday quotes. These quotes were all dreamed up on Friday, or so they say.

"He who wishes to be rich in a day will be hanged in a year."
- Leonardo da Vinci

"Better a diamond with a flaw than a pebble without one."
- Chinese Proverb

"The men who try to do something and fail are infinitely better than those who try to do nothing and succeed."
- Lloyd Jones

"Kites rise highest against the wind; not with it."
- Winston Churchill

"Behold the turtle. He only makes progress when he sticks his neck out."
- James Bryant Conant

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