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Comedy and Other Goodies FAQ
What does this site offer me?
Welcome to the Joke Genie's concoction. As you may have heard, the Joke Genie recently busted out of a bottle. Alluring? Hardly! It was a dark, cramped and dreary place. Don't believe the folklore that suggests it's a pleasant dwelling with satin sheets, lush pillows and satellite TV. Bologna! It was a dreadful place... and the tv? Only local stations! And those 1930s rabbit ear antennas! Get this... No A/C, either!
To bide his time while in that drab and skanky glass prism, the Joke Genie dreamed up a TON of jokes, quotes and sayings, magic tricks and so on. He accumulated quite a treasure chest of goodies. When he finally busted out, he whipped out his trusty, yet dusty, rolodex and hooked up with a few faithful cohorts from centuries past. The result was a golden stockpile of funny pictures, jokes, gag gifts and pranks, magic sets, Ripley's, baked recipes and quotes (& sayings).
Now, how he got out of that bottle... that shall remain a secret (at least for now!). To reveal the secret would mean that every Tom, Dick and Harry Genie would break out and run amok, watering down the Joke Genie's intrigue...
There'd be a saturation of wish mongers. And then the "3 wish model" wouldn't be worth the paper the folklore is printed on. And, poof, just like that, the allure of the Joke genie would be "86ed", relegated to the inner recesses of the local library.
So, whew... finally to your question! To answer your question... what was it? Oh, yes, what does this joke site off you? Well, the Joke Genie grants you:
What is a good way to tell friends about the benefits of this site?
Please visit our tell a friend page and type in the email addresses of people you know. As thanks, we will provide you with a bevy of nice items (over 47 items - take one or ALL).
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Are the 3 wishes GUARANTEED to come to fruition?
Probably, but only if you wish HARD ENOUGH... and then put in the time to make it happen! And stick to it. Test things out. Revamp things. Re-plan. Tinker. Adjust, etc. I must strenuously confess: The
Joke Genie needs your help to make the wishes come to pass!
Privacy issues
We respect your privacy. We do not share emails or information.
Privacy Policy.
What is the craziest question ever received?
This one! No. In actuality, no question is too crazy for the
Joke Genie! So, have at it! Just keep it clean. :)
