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and the Joke Genie doesn't speak a lick of
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a big talker... no orator. I mean, what has he
ever uttered, aloud? "I grant you 3 wishes!"
Nothing more. That's it. He never gets any
practice in!
And that
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To bide his
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Now, how he got
out of that bottle... that shall remain
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secret would mean that every Tom, Dick and
Harry Genie would break out and run amok,
watering down the Joke Genie's intrigue...
there'd be a saturation of wish mongers. And
then the "3 wish model" wouldn't be worth the
paper the folklore is printed on. And, poof,
just like that, the allure of the genie would
be 86ed, relegated to the inner recesses of
the local library.
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Magic
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