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Welcome to the Joke Genie's concoction. As you may have heard, the Joke Genie recently busted out of a bottle. Alluring? Hardly! It was a dark, cramped and dreary place. Don't believe the folklore that suggests it's a pleasant dwelling with satin sheets, lush pillows and satellite TV. Bologna! It was a dreadful place... and the tv? Only local stations! And those 1930s rabbit ear antennas! Get this... No A/C, either!

To bide his time while in that drab and skanky glass prism, the Joke Genie dreamed up a TON of jokes, short quotes, magic tricks and so on. He accumulated quite a treasure chest of goodies. When he finally busted out, he whipped out his trusty, yet dusty, rolodex and hooked up with a few faithful cohorts from centuries past. The result was a golden stockpile of funny pictures, hilarious jokes, gag gift ideas, magic sets, Ripley's, and short quotes (& good sayings).

Now, how he got out of that bottle... that shall remain a secret (at least for now!). To reveal the secret would mean that every Tom, Dick and Harry Genie would break out and run amok, watering down the Joke Genie's intrigue... There'd be a saturation of wish mongers. And then the "3 wish model" wouldn't be worth the paper the folklore is printed on. And, poof, just like that, the allure of the Joke genie would be "86ed", relegated to the inner recesses of the local library.

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Probably, but only if you wish HARD ENOUGH... and then put in the time to make it happen! And stick to it. Test things out. Revamp things. Re-plan. Tinker. Adjust, etc. I must strenuously confess: The Joke Genie needs your help to make the wishes come to pass!

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What is the craziest question ever received?

This one! No. In actuality, no question is too crazy for the Joke Genie! So, have at it! Just keep it clean. :)

How do I contact you? What if I have more questions?

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