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Blonde Pulled Over

A cop stops a blonde woman who was driving down a motorway.

Cop: "Miss, may I see your driver's licence please?"

Blonde: "Driver's licence? What's that?..."

Cop: "It's a little card with your picture on it."

Blonde: "Oh, duh! Here it is..."

Cop: "May I have your car insurance?"

Blonde: "What's that?..."

Cop: "It's a document that says you are allowed to drive the car."

Blonde: "Oh, this? Duh! Here you go..."

The cop then takes his c*ck out of his pants, while the blonde exclaims:"Oh no, not another breathalyzer test!"

What If Your Girlfriend Starts Smoking?

Question: What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Answer: Slow down. And possibly use a lubricant.

Old Mother Hubbard

Old Mother Hubbard went to the cubbard

to fetch her poor dog a bone.

But when she bent over,

Rover took over

And the bitch got a bone of her own!

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