Short Dirty Jokes
Blonde Pulled Over
A cop stops a blonde woman who was driving down a motorway.
Cop: "Miss, may I see your driver's licence please?"
Blonde: "Driver's licence? What's that?..."
Cop: "It's a little card with your picture on it."
Blonde: "Oh, duh! Here it is..."
Cop: "May I have your car insurance?"
Blonde: "What's that?..."
Cop: "It's a document that says you are allowed to drive the car."
Blonde: "Oh, this? Duh! Here you go..."
The cop then takes his c*ck out of his pants, while the blonde exclaims:"Oh no, not another breathalyzer test!"
What If Your Girlfriend Starts Smoking?
Question: What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
Answer: Slow down. And possibly use a lubricant.
Old Mother Hubbard
Old Mother Hubbard went to the cubbard
to fetch her poor dog a bone.
But when she bent over,
Rover took over
And the bitch got a bone of her own!
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