In The Mood For A Dirty Joke?
Football Player Seeks Divorce
The pro quarterback was petitioning the court to have his recent marriage annulled.
"On what grounds ?" questioned the Judge, "This court does not take annulments lightly."
"Non-virginity," replied the quarterback, "When I married her, I thought I was getting a tight end, but instead, I found that I had married a wide receiver."
A young Indian boy came back to the reservation for a family visit after his first year at college. His dad asked him about his first year at school.
He said: "I'm having trouble with people making fun of me, especially my Indian name. How did you come to give your children such odd names?"
His father said: "When your brother was born, I looked out the teepee and I saw an eagle flying so I named him Little Eagle and when your sister was born, I looked out the teepee and saw a deer grazing, so I named her Spotted Fawn. Why do you ask, Two Dogs F***ing"?