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Hilarious Jokes For Adults
Deer For Dinner
A rural family was given some venison from a friend. The wife carefully prepared deer steaks and served it to her husband and their children. The husband thought it would be fun to have the children guess what they were eating for dinner.
“Is is beef?” The daughter Julie asked.
“Is it pork?” the son Will asked.
“Heck, we don’t know, Dad!” Will exclaimed.
“I’ll give you a clue,” the Husband said, “It’s what your mom sometimes calls me.”
“Spit it out, Will!” cried Julie, “We’re eating Assh*le!”
The Blonde and The Cigarette
A blonde, a brunette and a red head were smoking cigarettes one afternoon. The blonde had Camels, red head had Marlboros, and the brunette had Kools.
It began to pour down raining, so the red head and brunette both pull out a condom and put it on their cigs. The blonde says “what are you doing?” - and they say “we’re saving it for later!”
Impressed, and in a hurry, the blonde goes to the nearest store and asks for a condom. The clerk says “What size? small, medium, or large?” She said “I dont know… one to fit a camel?”